Deer? Assholes. 

Kinja'd!!! "Bob LeDrew" (bobledrew1)
12/17/2014 at 07:23 • Filed to: bikelopnik, deerareassholes

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Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Bob LeDrew
12/17/2014 at 07:52

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GODDAMN!


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Bob LeDrew
12/17/2014 at 07:55

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holy shit. His bike is completely broken. Also, that noise he makes.... I know that noise. That moment sucks, when you are dazed just before the pain hits, and you know it's coming.


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Bob LeDrew
12/17/2014 at 07:58

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Wow, Ass? Deer Holes.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Bob LeDrew
12/17/2014 at 07:58

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Deer are the worst.


Kinja'd!!! Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Bob LeDrew
12/17/2014 at 08:15

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oh deer


Kinja'd!!! Rock Bottom > Bob LeDrew
12/17/2014 at 09:00

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I've been saying for years that deer are all a bunch of tree-branch-headed assholes. They all deserve to be turned into chili meat and jerky.


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Bob LeDrew
12/17/2014 at 09:13

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Deer are

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Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > Bob LeDrew
12/17/2014 at 09:21

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Damn that gravel looks like it hurt.


Kinja'd!!! 6cyl > Bob LeDrew
12/17/2014 at 10:10

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From this screen capture we can clearly see that this is in fact not a real dear. See how the front legs are not attached and the head is all wrong?? It also has no rear legs. This is clearly a government drone in a failed assassination attempt against the rider of the bike.

9/11 proof


Kinja'd!!! Two Drink Minimum > Rock Bottom
12/17/2014 at 10:11

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If I were president, my first order would be to kill every. last. deer. Make them extinct. Those animals are nothing but oversized disease carrying, garden stomping, car smashing rodents. And they need to die.


Kinja'd!!! Rock Bottom > Two Drink Minimum
12/17/2014 at 10:12

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You have my vote!


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Two Drink Minimum
12/17/2014 at 10:24

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I would point-blank shoot every last little baby Bambi deer right between their stupid fucking eyes and the only thing I would feel is recoil.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Bob LeDrew
12/17/2014 at 10:42

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oh wow!!! that is an epicly hard hit! I know that sound he makes at the end, I've made that sound, that is a sad and winded sound :(


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Mattbob
12/17/2014 at 10:42

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lol, I'm amused by how similar our comments are re. the noise he makes.


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > 6cyl
12/17/2014 at 10:59

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Do you even deer, dear?


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Bob LeDrew
12/17/2014 at 11:00

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I bet his next bike gets a shiny new pair of these:

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Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > MonkeePuzzle
12/17/2014 at 11:02

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its a noise that you understand all too well if you have made it before.


Kinja'd!!! Bob LeDrew > 6cyl
12/17/2014 at 11:06

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We are THROUGH the looking glass here, people.